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Barbie [2023]

{rewatched on: 10/21/23} 5 stars

i love the dancing/war scene so much you dont even understand

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Nowhere [2023]

{watched on: 10/22/23} 4 stars

heart wrenching and powerful. i love women

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The Wonder [2022]

{watched on: 10/22/23} 3.5 stars

took a while to unravel but came full circle. the use of lighting was amazing

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The Platform [2019]

{watched on: 10/22/23} 4 stars

haunting and thought provoking

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Ghostbusters [1984]

{watched on: 10/22/23} 3 stars

i love the secretary but everything else was meh

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Vjeran Tomic: The Spider-Man of Paris [2023]

{watched on: 10/23/23} 4 stars

the museum was so stupid

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The Monuments Men [2014]

{watched on: 10/23/23} 4 stars

tainted by the american propaganda but entertaining enough. they name dropped and fixated on some art pieces that actual pro artists/art historians wouldnt. remarkably similar to ocean's 11

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Saving Private Ryan [1998]

{watched on: 10/27/23} 3 stars

matt damon is adorable in this

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Uncharted [2022]

{watched on: 10/30/23} 4 stars

so fast and nothing got resolved. kept changing genre types too

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Don't Worry Darling [2022]

{watched on: 11/1/23} 4 stars

very clever

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Pain Hustlers [2023]

{watched on: 11/4/23} 3 stars

not really that remarkable?? the best part was probably chris evan's accent LMAO

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All Quiet on the Western Front [2022]

{watched on: 11/5/23} 4.5 stars

does not have the full emphasis, horror, and weight as the 1930 version but carries the same anti-war message

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Captain America: Civil War [2016]

{watched on: 11/5/23} 3.5 stars

bucky is so darling in this one

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Five Nights at Freddy's [2023]

{watched on: 11/8/23} 3.5 stars

hutcherson sold this for me. some elements couldve been leaned into more. you can't convince me that matpat wasnt a replacement for markiplier

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Lady Bird [2017]

{watched on: 11/10/23} 4.5 stars

so real. i need to watch this again asap

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Nine Muses of Star Empire [2014]

{watched on: 11/11/23} 4 stars

their debut song was so poorly composed and the choreo for it is awful - both of which is entirely the company's fault not the girls'. the company doomed the group from the beginning

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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse [2023]

{rewatched on: 11/12/23} 5 stars

so captivating

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Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One [2023]

{watched on: 11/12/23} 2 stars

alexa has done worse things than the entity

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A Nice Quiet Life [2018]

{watched on: 11/13/23} 1.5 stars

yawn

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RoboCop [2014]

{watched on: 11/13/23} 3 stars

dope robot fit & motorcycle, lame everything else. these ppl really do love cops huh

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Bohemian Rhapsody [2018]

{watched on: 11/14/23} 3 stars

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A Haunting in Venice [2018]

{watched on: 11/14/23} 4 stars

quite enjoyable. kenneth branagh picks the most attractive actors (the dark haired beau omggg). i hope there's another film after this

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Girl in the Shed: The Kidnapping of Abby Hernandex [2022]

{watched on: 11/15/23} 3 stars

bro this guy sucks so much fuck him. she did so amazing tho, im so proud of her

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The Iron Giant [1999]

{watched on: ?/?/??} 3 stars

watched this in german class for the first time - all in german too. pretty good

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Midsommar [2019]

{watched on: 11/15/23} 4 stars

wow. cinematography is so well done and it is RICH with symbolism holy crap. i paid attention to the art (bc ofc i did) and it helped me understand why what happened did happen. mostly.

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Coded: The Hidden Love of J.C. Leyendecker [2021]

{watched on: 11/18/23} 4 stars

i cackled so loud with the story of the soap ad and the aroused guy

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Treasure Planet [2002]

{rewatched on: 11/22/23} 5 stars

every transmasculine person i know either grew up wanting to be jim or be with jim. 10/10 gender inspiration

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A Haunting in Venice [2023]

{rewatched on: 11/24/23} 4 stars

made me notice a lot more red herrings than the first watch through

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Inglourious Basterds [2009]

{watched on: 12/3/23} 3 stars

this is as if a director looked at steven speilberg's saving private ryan and was like "that's sissy shit. lemme show you TRUE american soldiers!!" by far the most unique ww2 film ive seen yet when one looks at plot structure. the accents in this were so fucking bad that it was funny.

overall it was alright but other than shouting "i love america and the allied forced" it felt pointless

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Paprika [2006]

{watched on: 12/4/23} 4 stars

gorgeous, confusing, and thought provoking

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The Grand Budapest Hotel [2014]

{watched on: 12/4/23} 3.5 stars

funnier than i thought it would be

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Priest [1994]

{watched on: 12/4/23} 3 stars

watching this as an atheist is fucking hilarious. my fav part was either when he had a breakdown and shouted at a crucifix on the wall or when he confessed that looking at jesus gets him horny